Live Journal
This is my diary! This is where you can find all about the inner thoughts of Don420. Beware.
friday 2-18
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at my new job there are tons of nice people. this doesn't stop me however from picking my nose and wiping the boogers on other people's chairs.
thursday 2-3
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alright special friends, i haven't filled you in on the details of my life in a while so here goes. over the course of this last month and a half i have eaten approximately 3 pounds of doritos. thats a fucking lot.
wednesday 12-22
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i picked the sweetest piece of bellybutton lint today.
sunday 12-19
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Today i built Ginderbread a new cage, but then I got lazy so I put the second half together with duct tape. Gingerbread used her supernatural strenght and pushed the duct taped wall down.
MISSING: Gingerbread Fink
LAST SEEN: 12/19/04 with Donny Fink
APPEARENCE: Tan Fur, black eyes, short stubby tail
saturday 12-18
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dude, whats up with that fucking bird outside my window?? i wish it would go the fuck away.
friday 12-3
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man there are a ton of fucking leaves outside. clean them up city.
thursday 7-22
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these Kerry supporters were going through my neighborhood door to door. i consider this disturbing the peace so i took the law into my own hands and loosed about 700 paintball rounds into the group. a couple of the liberals were real persitent so they got a round apiece in the butt from my grandfather's .22; they won't be coming around these parts for awhile.
thursday 7-1
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sorry for the delay in updating this my friends. i still love you all. anyhoo.. the neighbor kids' ball bounced into my yard and i tried to channel my frustration but my anger got the best of me and i strapped them to the tree with chains and practiced dodgeball. there was no dodging.
thursday 6-24
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i decided to get fancy and convert this journey through that silly brain of mine into HTML! enjoy, all my special friends!!
but on a personal note, i have been seriously contemplating running away from home because i think no one loves me and my friends all think i'm gay. even Gingerbread sometimes scoffs at me when i feed her the usual things. i'm trying real hard to manage relationships with a hamster, the few friends who think i'm straight, and this older man down the street, but its hard. thanks for all the support you real friends have given me and you are all so special to me and loved dearly! ::kisses::
current music: my favorite Kenny G live set
current mood: missing Sigismund
wednesday 6-23
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wow, what a day! after hitting up my favorite satanistic online bulletin boards i spent the day praying to the morning star.
friday 6-18
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so this woodchuck tried to make out with Gingerbread, and i said, "NO WAY YOU FUCKING PERVERT!"
current mood: delightful
current music: Good Charlotte's cover of DMB's "Why We're Gay and Proud"
monday 6-14
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Gingerbread ate my last bag of skittles. what a fucking whore.
sunday 6-13
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today is the lord's day. during the summertime my parents tour the old churches around cleveland which sucks so i tell them i'm going to our regular church which is like a half mile from my house. what i really do however, is sit in the parking lot and play FF:Legend III for gameboy and then grab a bulletin as "proof" that i've attended.
current music: 8 bit quality sound
tuesday 6-8
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i pondered life today for a real long time and reflected on how much i love all the wonderful people in my life. no, actually thats a lie. all i really did was eat some cheese sticks and watch star trek.
current music: DMB's "Why We're Gay and Proud"
current mood: raspberry
friday 6-4
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micheal tried to drink the water out of my toilet like he was a dog or something. it really creeped me out. on a lighter note, some of my dark jedi buddies surprised me with a chocolate cake. they are good friends to remember the anniversary of me pledging my allegiance to the sith.
wednesday 6-2
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i saw a birdie in the snow
he was very cold, i know
i led him on with bits of bread
and then i kicked him in the head
saturday 5-29
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me and micheal went to the park. he was pushing me on the swing but i think he was trying to grab my ass so i threw a rock at him and ran away.
friday 5-28
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i tricked my little sister into going in the sewer by telling her there was a quarter down there. then i put the grate back on and left her there.
current music: beautiful birds chirping
current mood: wondering why people have gay live journals as if people honestly give a crap
thursday 5-27
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i took a hammer and smashed my toes several times today because it was the only thing that could get me over the pain of the indians' pitching staff.
wednesday 5-26
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Gingerbread told me that she was sick of living in her cage so i let her run around outside only to trap her in a half-gallon milk jug. Then I say now what bitch?
current music = Jewel
current mood = the mood where you put hamsters into milk jugs and shit
tuesday 5-25
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today me and my hamster Gingerbread went to the museum. it kind of sucked because all she wanted to look at was the impressionist pieces and i hate that shit.
monday 5-24
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holy crap! i have a blazing 56 kbps connection! i'm so happy.
friday 5-21
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i found half a dorito under the recliner and ate it.
wednesday 5-19
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today i learned the fine art of the light-saber throw and used it to rob several banks because, well, i'm a dark jedi, that's what we do.
current song = Imperial March
current mood = Sithlike
tuesday 5-18
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these little kids were on campus for something so i beat them up and stole their backpacks which contained tons of good lunches.
monday 5-17
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i saw this squirrel taking a shit in my lawn so i ran outside and beat him with my shoe.
curent mood = murderous
sunday 5-16
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today i ate soup and took a shit.